10 signs you’ve hit your quarter life crisis

1) You have to use urban dictionary to speak to anyone under 16.

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Who the Feck is Bae anyways?

2) In the last 3 years you have moved 3 times.

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‘Handle with caution; this is everything I own’

3) Dropping it like its hot, has been replaced with sitting down and staying warm

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Watching Eastenders~ optional

4) You’re best friend lives in a different city and organising a catch up becomes a military operation.

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‘Ooh we have a tuesday night in 6 weeks time that could work?’

5) All your furniture is from Ikea and is more than likely ‘Malm’

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Don’t worry, there’s hot dogs at the end of the hell hole.

6) The days where you were able to eat a balanced diet of Mcdonalds for breakfast, KFC for lunch and Dominos for dinner have gone mate.

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Kale? Anyone?

7) People think you’re joking when you scream ‘I hate my life’ whilst throwing a biro at whatever naff windows software your work has decided to trial.

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Get apple already?!

8) Get paid, pay bills, buy make up, beans on toast for the rest of the month.

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Hmm! Nutritious.

9) You feel embarrassed asking for Rosé but Merlot turns you into a hot mess.

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Being sick in your bag is not a good look anymore

10) Trying to get a handle on life is hard but there’s always Nutella.

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